Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

Their quarterback can run and throw well. They have an end that has speed and their halfback is 215 pounds read more

Their quarterback can run and throw well. They have an end that has speed and their halfback is 215 pounds so we have our hands full. They have several threats that we have to be aware of.

Bet your parents were proud of you, ... Even now, he has a bumper sticker on his truck showing off read more

Bet your parents were proud of you, ... Even now, he has a bumper sticker on his truck showing off about collecting beer cans.

Islam is a religion of success. Unlike Christianity, which has as its main image, in the west at least, a read more

Islam is a religion of success. Unlike Christianity, which has as its main image, in the west at least, a man dying in a devastating, disgraceful, helpless death.

Even with us working on weekends and evenings, we can't get it done by tomorrow.

Even with us working on weekends and evenings, we can't get it done by tomorrow.

We will be in the national light as a historic property in need of preservation.

We will be in the national light as a historic property in need of preservation.

[Megan] really carried us when we got down early and hit some tough shots. We thought they may struggle against read more

[Megan] really carried us when we got down early and hit some tough shots. We thought they may struggle against our zone and our press gave us a spark and forced some turnovers. After a rough start to the year, we have become a pretty good defensive team.

When about to commit a base deed, respect thyself, though there is no witness.

When about to commit a base deed, respect thyself, though there is no witness.

I just tried to talk to her and get her to settle down after that first big jump, because she read more

I just tried to talk to her and get her to settle down after that first big jump, because she was jumping all over the place in celebration afterwards. It's like hitting a home run in baseball. The next time at bat, you swing so hard you can't even see the ball. I wanted her to stay focused.