Lauren has been waiting to click. When she does, it's going to be pretty gnarly.

Lauren has been waiting to click. When she does, it's going to be pretty gnarly.

Given the significant decline in our stock price over the last few weeks, the company believes that the purchase of read more

Given the significant decline in our stock price over the last few weeks, the company believes that the purchase of its stock represents a very attractive investment.

Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men read more

Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity then they really are.

Traditionally, women have done cosmetic surgery to be competitive along beauty standards. Now men are doing that but for competition read more

Traditionally, women have done cosmetic surgery to be competitive along beauty standards. Now men are doing that but for competition in the workplace. These guys are competing along lines of status and power in a market economy.

I think we'd save a lot of money by hiring our own engineer. In fact, I know we would.

I think we'd save a lot of money by hiring our own engineer. In fact, I know we would.

That's all got to be cleaned up. The stock market's going to struggle until that happens, and the economy at read more

That's all got to be cleaned up. The stock market's going to struggle until that happens, and the economy at large will feel like it's moving through molasses, even though it will be moving forward.

Religion always has a soothing effect and makes people accept fate. We have to teach them that it was Allah's read more

Religion always has a soothing effect and makes people accept fate. We have to teach them that it was Allah's wish and no one could do anything.

In peace, competition had become difficult, until the British ship owner cried for war; yet he already felt, without acknowledging read more

In peace, competition had become difficult, until the British ship owner cried for war; yet he already felt, without acknowledging it even to himself, that in war he was likely to enjoy little profit or pleasure on the day when the long, low, black hull of the Yankee privateer, with her tapering, bending spars, her long-range guns, and her sharp-faced captain, should appear on the western horizon, and suddenly, at the sight of heavy-lumbering British merchantman, should fling out her white wings of canvas, and fly down on her prey.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.