One of the documents he inadvertently left behind was a draft of a document proclaiming himself as president once again,

One of the documents he inadvertently left behind was a draft of a document proclaiming himself as president once again,

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

Free throws, free throws. We missed some key free throws and we've been good with free throws. I think today read more

Free throws, free throws. We missed some key free throws and we've been good with free throws. I think today we just couldn't get them in there.

I have a history in football but what is the history of this guy, this midget [Michael Owen]? He ought read more

I have a history in football but what is the history of this guy, this midget [Michael Owen]? He ought to clean his tongue and wash the boots of David Beckham as they are so wet tonight.

Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.

Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.

I think the biggest thing is that we have to replace a bunch of starters. We've lost 14 players. Up read more

I think the biggest thing is that we have to replace a bunch of starters. We've lost 14 players. Up front, we lose two who will be playing in the pros next year. We lost four really good players at linebacker.

We don't have that plastic stuff that will break a week after you buy it. Everything here is good quality-wise.

We don't have that plastic stuff that will break a week after you buy it. Everything here is good quality-wise.

Even Vance Walberg (Fresno City College basketball coach) said Jackson was like a man playing against boys. And there is read more

Even Vance Walberg (Fresno City College basketball coach) said Jackson was like a man playing against boys. And there is no doubt how good Clovis West is, but I thought our players were kind of intimidated and I was disappointed that we didn't compete better. I felt like some of the kids gave up and just went through the motions.

An increasing number of middle income Americans are benefiting from the rising value of their stocks and mutual funds, and read more

An increasing number of middle income Americans are benefiting from the rising value of their stocks and mutual funds, and they have a stake in our economy, ... Middle income Americans need a capital gains tax cut and I intend to give it to them.