Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? read more

Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? Go home and cut it; let Nature have fair play, and you will have no need of my advice.

Everything is going well. I'm getting a lot of positive interest, and I'm pleased with the interest thus far.

Everything is going well. I'm getting a lot of positive interest, and I'm pleased with the interest thus far.

Michelle is, without a doubt, one of the best all-around basketball players in the state right now. She is the read more

Michelle is, without a doubt, one of the best all-around basketball players in the state right now. She is the complete package. Any coach would kill to have her on the team.

The war on terrorism is still his strong suit.

The war on terrorism is still his strong suit.

We had to get that (championship). It feels good. The first half I couldn't miss a shot. When you make read more

We had to get that (championship). It feels good. The first half I couldn't miss a shot. When you make them, you keep taking them. It boosted our confidence for the second half of the game. When it feels good, I keep shooting if I am open. If I am not open, I look for my teammates.

LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.

LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.

You need to create waist definition.

You need to create waist definition.

I think we'd save a lot of money by hiring our own engineer. In fact, I know we would.

I think we'd save a lot of money by hiring our own engineer. In fact, I know we would.

Markets are now focused squarely on inflation, ... Will it follow the great growth we've seen and force the Fed's read more

Markets are now focused squarely on inflation, ... Will it follow the great growth we've seen and force the Fed's hand to take rates up faster than the market currently anticipates?