A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when read more

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

I hate banks. They do nothing positive for anybody except take care of themselves. They're first in with their fees read more

I hate banks. They do nothing positive for anybody except take care of themselves. They're first in with their fees and first out when there's trouble.

Good bankers, like good tea, can only be appreciated when they are in hot water.

Good bankers, like good tea, can only be appreciated when they are in hot water.

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived read more

A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

You don't put robbers to work in a bank

You don't put robbers to work in a bank

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.