I take Him shopping with me. I say, "OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain."

I take Him shopping with me. I say, "OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain."

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain unless they have cheated a read more

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain unless they have cheated a merchant.

A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

Bargain like a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

Bargain like a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water.

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water.

... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

Off-the-rack solutions, like bargain basement dresses, never fit anymore.

Off-the-rack solutions, like bargain basement dresses, never fit anymore.

Necessity never made a good bargain.

Necessity never made a good bargain.