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Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, read more
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate who can see better than an umpire standing read more
A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away.
Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
In baseball, my theory is to strive for consistency, not to worry about the numbers. If you dwell on statistics read more
In baseball, my theory is to strive for consistency, not to worry about the numbers. If you dwell on statistics you get shortsighted, if you aim for consistency, the numbers will be there at the end.
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules read more
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.
A great catch is like watching girls go by, the last one you see is always the prettiest.
A great catch is like watching girls go by, the last one you see is always the prettiest.
Close don't count in baseball. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades.
Close don't count in baseball. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades.
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men read more
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream read more
I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I don't think about it is when I'm playing it.
