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    Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

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Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)

Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)

by Leon Wood Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

by Bill Bradley Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's read more

Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?

by Joe Kapp Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I told him, 'Son, what is it with you: Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't read more

I told him, 'Son, what is it with you: Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'
(on a former player)

by Frank Layden Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

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You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

by Sky Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me.

The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me.

by Leroy Burrell Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The only one who can beat me is me.

The only one who can beat me is me.

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