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    Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

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Baseball is a game of inches.

Baseball is a game of inches.

by Branch Rickey Found in: Baseball Quotes,
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He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.
(on his coach, John Jenkins, 1991)

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.
(on his coach, John Jenkins, 1991)

by Torrin Polk Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Charles Shackleford Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

by Bob Wilkerson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same read more

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.

by Arnold Palmer Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Coaches have to watch for what they don't want to see and listen to what they don't want to hear.

Coaches have to watch for what they don't want to see and listen to what they don't want to hear.

by John Madden Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Nobody roots for Goliath.

Nobody roots for Goliath.

by Wilt Chamberlain Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over read more

Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is.

by Bob Feller Found in: Baseball Quotes,
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They pay me to practice. Sundays I play for free.
(explaining his contractual obligations)

They pay me to practice. Sundays I play for free.
(explaining his contractual obligations)

by Greg Buttle Found in: Sports Quotes,
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