The onus is on us to demonstrate (there is enough water) to the Department of Water Resources.

The onus is on us to demonstrate (there is enough water) to the Department of Water Resources.

The muscles built up by my system aren't the kind that turn into knots of gristle after middle age and read more

The muscles built up by my system aren't the kind that turn into knots of gristle after middle age and give their owner rheumatic misery, which is generally the ultimate payoff for super athletes.

I was a little frustrated because she never should have had to slide. It's a good thing she's our fastest read more

I was a little frustrated because she never should have had to slide. It's a good thing she's our fastest runner.

He would always tell us to never let our guard down. At times, we would tell him, 'You're so uptight, read more

He would always tell us to never let our guard down. At times, we would tell him, 'You're so uptight, you just need to relax.' But if he wasn't like that I don't know if we would have taken some games as seriously as we did. It was good for him to be on our case about it all the time.

Deep down, Dick wanted it to happen. I can tell he was thrilled.

Deep down, Dick wanted it to happen. I can tell he was thrilled.

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there read more

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

This would be one time to take it to a commercial car wash.

This would be one time to take it to a commercial car wash.

You mean the producer is the guy who was telling me, 'Move along, sir, three feet from the rail?' ... read more

You mean the producer is the guy who was telling me, 'Move along, sir, three feet from the rail?' ... I want someone with musical experience to tell me that I (stink).

It will not reduce America's dependence on oil and it will not create a cleaner energy future. Instead the bill read more

It will not reduce America's dependence on oil and it will not create a cleaner energy future. Instead the bill allows big oil companies to pollute water supplies, plunder the Treasury and attack our coastlines.