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    No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

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Can any man have a higher notion of the rule of right and the
eternal fitness of things?

Can any man have a higher notion of the rule of right and the
eternal fitness of things?

by Henry Fielding Found in: Order Quotes,
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What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy read more

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.

by Gerald Mcknight Found in: Bed Quotes,
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Bed is the poor man's opera

Bed is the poor man's opera

by Italian Proverb Found in: Bed Quotes,
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In those days was Hezekiah sick unto death. And Isaiah the
prophet the son of Amoz came unto him, read more

In those days was Hezekiah sick unto death. And Isaiah the
prophet the son of Amoz came unto him, and said unto him. Thus
saith the Lord, Set thine house in order: for thou shalt die,
and not live.

by Bible Found in: Order Quotes,
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

by Steve Martin Found in: Chaos Quotes, Order Quotes,
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we read more

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Bed Quotes,
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In my youth I stressed freedom, and in my old age I stress order. I have made the great discovery read more

In my youth I stressed freedom, and in my old age I stress order. I have made the great discovery that liberty is a product of order.

by Will Durant Found in: Order Quotes,
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Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones.

Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Order Quotes,
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Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit

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