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    No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

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Order is Heaven's first law; and this confess,
Some are and must be greater than the rest.

Order is Heaven's first law; and this confess,
Some are and must be greater than the rest.

by Alexander Pope Found in: Order Quotes,
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Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.

by Flaubert Found in: Order Quotes, Violence Quotes,
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The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die read more

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it

by Guy De Maupassant Found in: Bed Quotes,
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To make the plough go before the horse.

To make the plough go before the horse.

by James I Of England Found in: Order Quotes,
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Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of the organized life.

Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of the organized life.

by H. G. Wells Found in: Order Quotes,
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What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy read more

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.

by Gerald Mcknight Found in: Bed Quotes,
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In my youth I stressed freedom, and in my old age I stress order. I have made the great discovery read more

In my youth I stressed freedom, and in my old age I stress order. I have made the great discovery that liberty is a product of order.

by Will Durant Found in: Order Quotes,
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Not a mouse
Shall disturb this hallowed house.
I am sent, with broom, before,
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Not a mouse
Shall disturb this hallowed house.
I am sent, with broom, before,
To sweep the dust behind the door.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Order Quotes,
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Let all things be done decently and in order.

Let all things be done decently and in order.

by Bible Found in: Order Quotes,
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