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    No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

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Bed is the poor man's opera

Bed is the poor man's opera

by Italian Proverb Found in: Bed Quotes,
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What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy read more

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.

by Gerald Mcknight Found in: Bed Quotes,
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The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die read more

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it

by Guy De Maupassant Found in: Bed Quotes,
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To make the plough go before the horse.

To make the plough go before the horse.

by James I Of England Found in: Order Quotes,
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The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in read more

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world

by Napoleon Bonaparte Found in: Bed Quotes,
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Not a mouse
Shall disturb this hallowed house.
I am sent, with broom, before,
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Not a mouse
Shall disturb this hallowed house.
I am sent, with broom, before,
To sweep the dust behind the door.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Order Quotes,
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The heavens themselves, the planets, and this centre
Observe degree, priority, and place,
Insisture, course, proportion, season, read more

The heavens themselves, the planets, and this centre
Observe degree, priority, and place,
Insisture, course, proportion, season, form,
Office, and custom, in all line of order.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Order Quotes,
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Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit

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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

by Steve Martin Found in: Chaos Quotes, Order Quotes,
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