You sin in thinking bad about people - but, often, you guess right.

You sin in thinking bad about people - but, often, you guess right.

At the start of the year, I pray for the happiness of the Japanese people and peace in the world.

At the start of the year, I pray for the happiness of the Japanese people and peace in the world.

You don't hit a home run with a witness who has admittedly lied for years but all of a sudden, read more

You don't hit a home run with a witness who has admittedly lied for years but all of a sudden, because he has a get-out-of jail-free card, has changed his mind. If the prosecution thinks it hit a home run they're not going to last the full nine innings.

If I had to put my money on it, ... I'd say he's not going to read it. He might read more

If I had to put my money on it, ... I'd say he's not going to read it. He might leaf through it. He's not going to sit down and read it.

I started making pita when I was 14; now I'm 58.

I started making pita when I was 14; now I'm 58.

The booking agent had the audacity to take 10 percent, so we wound up with about $100 a week apiece.

The booking agent had the audacity to take 10 percent, so we wound up with about $100 a week apiece.

Everything comes to those who wait...except a cat.

Everything comes to those who wait...except a cat.

The gas was pouring out of the truck like a roof drain in a storm,

The gas was pouring out of the truck like a roof drain in a storm,

Our defensive motto is ? get in it and don't get out of it. When (the other team gets) uncomfortable read more

Our defensive motto is ? get in it and don't get out of it. When (the other team gets) uncomfortable like that, it's very hard and it creates offense for us.