I have to be realistic. Everest has about a 33 percent success ratio. That's a one in three shot. I'm read more

I have to be realistic. Everest has about a 33 percent success ratio. That's a one in three shot. I'm a little older than most. This is my first trip. Most people wind up making a couple of trips before they summit. I don't know what my chances will be.

They have circled, and they are now closing in. It's not looking good.

They have circled, and they are now closing in. It's not looking good.

It's become an embarrassment of a sort. [Having elections] was not something the UAE wanted to be behind in. They read more

It's become an embarrassment of a sort. [Having elections] was not something the UAE wanted to be behind in. They see themselves as leaders. They also found out you can't have a global city and a closed one.

We talked about defending better and we came out and did it.

We talked about defending better and we came out and did it.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

But if you ride your bike a mile away, she is not gonna find you.

But if you ride your bike a mile away, she is not gonna find you.

Hypocrisy is the lubricant of society.

Hypocrisy is the lubricant of society.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no read more

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Sometimes, they just get afraid to leave, and they will do things that don't always make sense, like run, even read more

Sometimes, they just get afraid to leave, and they will do things that don't always make sense, like run, even though they were going to be out within a short period of time.