My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

Property is not the sacred right. When a rich man becomes poor it is a misfortune, it is not a read more

Property is not the sacred right. When a rich man becomes poor it is a misfortune, it is not a moral evil. When a poor man becomes destitute, it is a moral evil, teeming with consequences and injurious to society and morality.

They are deserving of any type of honor they receive. I think it's fantastic. Their teams are family. That's the read more

They are deserving of any type of honor they receive. I think it's fantastic. Their teams are family. That's the atmosphere they create with the children.

Luckily the disc was in the up position,

Luckily the disc was in the up position,

It was a great tournament for us. We are a much stronger team the way we played this week. It read more

It was a great tournament for us. We are a much stronger team the way we played this week. It looks like we are going to keep this lineup.

Right from the beginning, ... he said, 'You should do all your routines in that voice.' And I said, 'But read more

Right from the beginning, ... he said, 'You should do all your routines in that voice.' And I said, 'But I can't stand that voice.' And he said, 'But it's funny. It makes people laugh.'

The e-mails are primarily angry that this could happen; that's the most common theme.

The e-mails are primarily angry that this could happen; that's the most common theme.

The Midwest has always been rough, but the East Coast and the Carolinas have been good to us. And the read more

The Midwest has always been rough, but the East Coast and the Carolinas have been good to us. And the West Coast has been really good to us, too. Canada not so much, but that was before the album came out.

(Womack) could pull those single-wides off and put two nice double-wides on that property without even coming before this board,

(Womack) could pull those single-wides off and put two nice double-wides on that property without even coming before this board,