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    About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.

After your death you will be what you were before your birth.

by Arthur Schopenhauer Found in: Birth Quotes,
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If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in read more

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.

by Laurence Housman Found in: Birth Quotes,
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birthday.

birthday.

by Shakspear Newton Found in: Birth Quotes,
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

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Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not read more

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

by Mark Twain Found in: Birth Quotes,
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.

I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.

by Madonna Found in: Birth Quotes, Pregnancy Quotes,
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No one who has ever brought up a child can doubt for a moment that love is literally the life-giving read more

No one who has ever brought up a child can doubt for a moment that love is literally the life-giving fluid of human existence

by Smiley Blanton Found in: Birth Quotes,
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Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, read more

Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, only small changes for the better, I hope, in the lives of those I love.

by Dean Koontz Found in: Birth Quotes,
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