A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

As I sat at the Cafe I said to myself,
They may talk as they please about what they read more

As I sat at the Cafe I said to myself,
They may talk as they please about what they call pelf,
They may sneer as they like about eating and drinking,
But help it I cannot, I cannot help thinking
How pleasant it is to have money, heigh-ho!
How pleasant it is to have money!

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.

A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money
answereth all things.

A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money
answereth all things.

Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.

Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.

For I can raise no money by vile means.

For I can raise no money by vile means.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Money is a new form of slavery, and distinguishable from the old simply by the fact that it is impersonal—that read more

Money is a new form of slavery, and distinguishable from the old simply by the fact that it is impersonal—that there is no human relationship between master and slave.