A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.

Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

Money is like a sixth sense, and you can't make use of the other five without it.

Money is like a sixth sense, and you can't make use of the other five without it.

A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it's real money.

A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it's real money.

Money is something you got to make in case you don't die.

Money is something you got to make in case you don't die.

Stamps God's own name upon a lie just made,
To turn a penny in the way of trade.

Stamps God's own name upon a lie just made,
To turn a penny in the way of trade.

Money will come to you when you are doing the right thing.

Money will come to you when you are doing the right thing.