As I sat at the Cafe I said to myself,
They may talk as they please about what they read more

As I sat at the Cafe I said to myself,
They may talk as they please about what they call pelf,
They may sneer as they like about eating and drinking,
But help it I cannot, I cannot help thinking
How pleasant it is to have money, heigh-ho!
How pleasant it is to have money!

The rich are always going to say that, you know, just give us more money and we'll go out and read more

The rich are always going to say that, you know, just give us more money and we'll go out and spend more and then it will all trickle down to the rest of you. But that has not worked the last 10 years, and I hope the American public is catching on.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around.

Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around.

After a certain point, money is meaningless. It ceases to be the goal. The game is what counts.

After a certain point, money is meaningless. It ceases to be the goal. The game is what counts.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you read more

You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and then do them so well that people can't take their eyes off you.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to
be living apart.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to
be living apart.