If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.

A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can read more

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

I can feel the wind go by when I run. It feels good. It feels fast.

I can feel the wind go by when I run. It feels good. It feels fast.

I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to read more

I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him

You can measure a man's character by the choices he makes under
pressure.

You can measure a man's character by the choices he makes under
pressure.

That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
(on whether he had visited the Parthenon read more

I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
(on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece)