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Those who complain how the ball bounces are often the ones who dropped it.
Those who complain how the ball bounces are often the ones who dropped it.
Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
Oh, great. This is going to be like shooting baskets with Magic Johnson watching. [On watching Independence Day with President read more
Oh, great. This is going to be like shooting baskets with Magic Johnson watching. [On watching Independence Day with President Clinton]
Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.
Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.
Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!
Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!
A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.
A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.
Bulls do not win bull fights. People do.
Bulls do not win bull fights. People do.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
