Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care read more

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change… I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.