I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care read more

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change… I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

Once social change begins, it cannot be reversed. You cannot uneducate the person who has learned to read. You cannot read more

Once social change begins, it cannot be reversed. You cannot uneducate the person who has learned to read. You cannot humiliate the person who feels pride. You cannot oppress the people who are not afraid anymore. We have seen the future, and the future is ours.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.