Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Choose an author as you choose a friend.

Choose an author as you choose a friend.

If I have not read a book before, it is, for all intents and purposes, new to me whether it read more

If I have not read a book before, it is, for all intents and purposes, new to me whether it was printed yesterday or three hundred years ago.

This is the best book ever written by any man on the wrong side of a question of which he read more

This is the best book ever written by any man on the wrong side of a question of which he is profoundly ignorant.

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him.

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him.

I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander.

I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander.

Books! I dunno if I ever told you this, but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.

Books! I dunno if I ever told you this, but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.