Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

No rest is worth anything except the rest that is earned.

No rest is worth anything except the rest that is earned.

Weak souls always set to work at the wrong time.

Weak souls always set to work at the wrong time.

The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

He who dares not (reason), is a slave.

He who dares not (reason), is a slave.

To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by read more

The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by your own.

Modernism may be seen as an attempt to reconstruct the world in the absence of God.

Modernism may be seen as an attempt to reconstruct the world in the absence of God.

I don't want anything I don't deserve, [but] if they offer me more money, I'm not stupid.

I don't want anything I don't deserve, [but] if they offer me more money, I'm not stupid.