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They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to read more
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.
Sometimes you see a person, and you wonder why you don't spend more time with that person, because they're like read more
Sometimes you see a person, and you wonder why you don't spend more time with that person, because they're like one of your favorite people. And then they say something and you remember why you don't.
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on read more
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.
For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by read more
It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be, read more
People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be, that they're all asleep at the switch. Consequently we are living in the Age of Human Error.
Her name was called Lady Helena Herring and her age was 25 and she mated well with the earl.
Her name was called Lady Helena Herring and her age was 25 and she mated well with the earl.
