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    Surely there must be some way to find a husband or, for that matter, merely an escort, without sacrificing one's privacy, self-respect, and interior decorating scheme. For example, men could be imported from the developing countries, many parts of which are suffering from a man excess, at least in relation to local food supply.

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For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men look into read more

For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men look into your mind. Do they see it well clothed, neat, businesswise?.

by Bruce Burton Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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I think, therefore I'm single.

I think, therefore I'm single.

by Rose Franken Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem.

If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem.

by Edward Gardner Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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In the last analysis sound judgment will prevail.

In the last analysis sound judgment will prevail.

by Joseph Cannon Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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It is through cooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes will be derived….

It is through cooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes will be derived….

by Ralph Charell Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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To be taken seriously you need the ability to make fun of yourself.

To be taken seriously you need the ability to make fun of yourself.

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Blessed are the merciful; for they shall obtain mercy. [Mathew].

Blessed are the merciful; for they shall obtain mercy. [Mathew].

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I have made decisions that turned out to be wrong, and went back and did it another way, and still read more

I have made decisions that turned out to be wrong, and went back and did it another way, and still took less time than many who procrastinated over the original decision. Your brain is capable of handling 140, 000 million bits of information in one second, and if you take hours or days or weeks to reach a vital decision, you are short-circuiting your most valuable property.

by Jerry Gillies Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Girls usually have a paper mâché face on their wedding day.

Girls usually have a paper mâché face on their wedding day.

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