I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

I love fools experiments. I am always making them.

I love fools experiments. I am always making them.

Sometimes a fight saves a relationship, where silence breaks it. Speak up for your heart, so that you won't have read more

Sometimes a fight saves a relationship, where silence breaks it. Speak up for your heart, so that you won't have regrets.

Any boy can get a girl, it takes a man to keep one.

Any boy can get a girl, it takes a man to keep one.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Relationships are like crystals, you don't realize how much you love it until it breaks.

Relationships are like crystals, you don't realize how much you love it until it breaks.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she read more

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.