Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his read more

Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

Secrecy is the badge of fraud.

Secrecy is the badge of fraud.

Too much agreement kills the chat.

Too much agreement kills the chat.

Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably surprised how things come your way read more

Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably surprised how things come your way -- how many pleasing things are done for you.

In the last analysis sound judgment will prevail.

In the last analysis sound judgment will prevail.

There is nothing wrong in using people. The success never uses people except to their advantage.

There is nothing wrong in using people. The success never uses people except to their advantage.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

A lot of people seem to want to make the institution of marriage substitute for a real relationship.

A lot of people seem to want to make the institution of marriage substitute for a real relationship.

People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be, read more

People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be, that they're all asleep at the switch. Consequently we are living in the Age of Human Error.