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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
The supreme satisfaction is to be able to despise one's neighbor and this fact goes far to account for religious read more
The supreme satisfaction is to be able to despise one's neighbor and this fact goes far to account for religious intolerance. It is evidently consoling to reflect that the people next door are headed for hell.
We are more casual about qualifying the people we allow to act as advocates in the courtroom than we are read more
We are more casual about qualifying the people we allow to act as advocates in the courtroom than we are about licensing electricians.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she read more
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
The trouble in America is not that we are making too many mistakes, but that we are making too few.
The trouble in America is not that we are making too many mistakes, but that we are making too few.
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship read more
The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender.
You people are telling me what you think I want to know. I want to know what is actually happening.
You people are telling me what you think I want to know. I want to know what is actually happening.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
