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    I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

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A sad thing in life is that sometimes you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find read more

A sad thing in life is that sometimes you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.

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Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

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I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth read more

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.

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In the last analysis sound judgment will prevail.

In the last analysis sound judgment will prevail.

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He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, read more

He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss.".

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People want riches; they need fulfillment.

People want riches; they need fulfillment.

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The world basically and fundamentally is constituted on the basis of harmony. Everything works in co-operation with something else.

The world basically and fundamentally is constituted on the basis of harmony. Everything works in co-operation with something else.

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Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

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