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The key to any good relationship, on-screen and off, is communication, respect, and I guess you have to like the read more

The key to any good relationship, on-screen and off, is communication, respect, and I guess you have to like the way the other person smells -- and he smelled real nice.

by Sandra Bullock Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.

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Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to read more

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

by Anonymous Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace.

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace.

by Zig Ziglar Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, read more

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

by Gloria Leonard Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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We should be lenient in our judgment, because often the mistakes of others would have been ours had we had read more

We should be lenient in our judgment, because often the mistakes of others would have been ours had we had the opportunity to make them.

by Dr. Alsaker Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

by Dick Martin Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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