In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.

In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

You people are telling me what you think I want to know. I want to know what is actually happening.

You people are telling me what you think I want to know. I want to know what is actually happening.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem.

If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem.

Patience permits us to cling to our faith in the Lord when we are tossed about by suffering as if read more

Patience permits us to cling to our faith in the Lord when we are tossed about by suffering as if by surf. When the undertow grasps us we will realize that we are somehow being carried forward even as we tumble. We are actually being -helped even as we cry for help.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.

It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.