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    A man met a lad weeping. "What do you weep for?" he asked. "I am weeping for my sins," said the lad. "You must have little to do," said the man. The next day, they met again. Once more the lad was weeping. "Why do you weep now?" asked the man. "I am weeping because I have nothing to eat," said the lad. "I thought it would come to that," said the man.

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Fellowship with God means warfare with the world.

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The whole point of Christianity is that everyone in the world, from Charles Manson to Mother Teresa, deserves to go read more

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As you know, God is generally on the side of the big squadrons against the small ones.

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Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.

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Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the read more

Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven.

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It doesn't matter how many say it cannot be done or how many people have tried it before; it's important read more

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