It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished read more

It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I read more

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants.

As regards rap music, I believe that the "c" is silent.

As regards rap music, I believe that the "c" is silent.

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

Edged tools are dangerous things to handle, and not infrequently do much hurt.

Edged tools are dangerous things to handle, and not infrequently do much hurt.

Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.

I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.

To "leave a sting within a brother's heart.".

To "leave a sting within a brother's heart.".

What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.

What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.