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Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into thereoms.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into thereoms.
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never read more
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes
Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
