Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Statisticians probably do it

Statisticians probably do it

Statistics are like lampposts: they are good to lean on, but they don't shed much light.

Statistics are like lampposts: they are good to lean on, but they don't shed much light.

Before a cure is found we will all have been affected one way or another.

Before a cure is found we will all have been affected one way or another.

Round numbers are always false.

Round numbers are always false.

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up.

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up.