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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and read more
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead read more
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
It is the difference between men and women, not the sameness, that creates the tension and the delight.
It is the difference between men and women, not the sameness, that creates the tension and the delight.
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.
Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.
