I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in read more

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.

A child understands fear, and the hurt and hate it brings.

A child understands fear, and the hurt and hate it brings.

You will always be your child's favorite toy

You will always be your child's favorite toy

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in read more

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music

Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future

Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I'm with you kid. Let's go."

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I'm with you kid. Let's go."

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.