Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad read more

Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad tales to tell everyday, some are like that one station with the foreign language; you don't understand a word of it but you listen and watch.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!

Child abuse casts a shadow the length of a lifetime.

Child abuse casts a shadow the length of a lifetime.

All children have creative power.

All children have creative power.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.