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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, read more

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Comedy Quotes,
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Let us put our minds together and see what life we can make for our children.

Let us put our minds together and see what life we can make for our children.

by Sitting Bull Found in: Children Quotes,
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Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes, they forgive them

Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes, they forgive them

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Children Quotes,
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In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.

In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.

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Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

by James Arthur Baldwin Found in: Children Quotes,
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Children Quotes,
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, read more

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

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Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.

Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.

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He who teaches children learns more than they do

He who teaches children learns more than they do

by German Proverb Found in: Children Quotes,
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