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Let us put our minds together and see what life we can make for our children.

Let us put our minds together and see what life we can make for our children.

by Sitting Bull Found in: Children Quotes,
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When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went read more

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl.

by James Matthew Barrie Found in: Children Quotes,
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you read more

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Comedy Quotes,
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The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things.

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things.

by Plato Found in: Children Quotes,
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If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read more

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.

by Albert Einstein Found in: Children Quotes,
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Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

by Victor Hugo Found in: Children Quotes,
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Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

by Martin Mull Found in: Children Quotes,
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Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from read more

Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

by Bible, Proverbs 22:6 Found in: Children Quotes,
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A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

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