Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future

Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read more

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.

Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes, they forgive them

Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes, they forgive them

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.

Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.

Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up