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    Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad tales to tell everyday, some are like that one station with the foreign language; you don't understand a word of it but you listen and watch.

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Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

by Martin Mull Found in: Children Quotes,
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All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in read more

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.

by Henry David Thoreau Found in: Children Quotes,
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How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!

by William Shakespeare Found in: Children Quotes,
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Whatever they grow up to be, they are still our children, and the one most important of all the things read more

Whatever they grow up to be, they are still our children, and the one most important of all the things we can give to them is unconditional love. Not a love that depends on anything at all except that they are our children.

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Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in read more

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music

by Gareth Owen Found in: Children Quotes,
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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

by Bill Cosby Found in: Children Quotes, Comedy Quotes,
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A Daughter is a Little Girl who grows up to be a Friend

A Daughter is a Little Girl who grows up to be a Friend

by Pablo Picasso Found in: Children Quotes,
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Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

by Jesse Jackson Found in: Children Quotes,
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

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