You will always be your child's favorite toy

You will always be your child's favorite toy

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went read more

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Child abuse casts a shadow the length of a lifetime.

Child abuse casts a shadow the length of a lifetime.

In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.

In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.

Children are the keys of paradise.

Children are the keys of paradise.

Children have neither past nor future; and that which seldom happens to us, they rejoice in the present.

Children have neither past nor future; and that which seldom happens to us, they rejoice in the present.

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.