On the twelfth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Twelve boards a-blowing; Eleven chips a-smoking; Ten ports a-jamming; Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the thirteenth day I started adapting my Nintendo for the VME bus.
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VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use Unix.
VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use Unix.
If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Fixing Unix is easier than living with NT.
Fixing Unix is easier than living with NT.
Unix is computer-scientology, not computer science.
Unix is computer-scientology, not computer science.
