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You can't make your kids do anything. All you can do is make them wish they had. And then, they read more
You can't make your kids do anything. All you can do is make them wish they had. And then, they will make you wish you hadn't made them wish they had.
The key to your universe is that you can choose.
The key to your universe is that you can choose.
To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in read more
To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of your life.
Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time too.
Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time too.
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it.
All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it.
No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he chooses read more
No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he chooses to sing.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.
Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.