Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age; and
old men's nurses.

Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age; and
old men's nurses.

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first

She would rather be an old man's darling than a young man's
warling.

She would rather be an old man's darling than a young man's
warling.

She (his wife) is the wind beneath my wings.

She (his wife) is the wind beneath my wings.

A good wife makes a good husband

A good wife makes a good husband

She is a winsome wee thing,
She is a handsome wee thing,
She is a bonny wee read more

She is a winsome wee thing,
She is a handsome wee thing,
She is a bonny wee thing,
This sweet wee wife o' mine.

When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl -- and look at the ailing, aching state a young read more

When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl -- and look at the ailing, aching state a young wife generally is doomed to -- which you can't deny is the penalty of marriage.