You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib;
she was really made from read more

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib;
she was really made from his funny bone.

A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in read more

A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water

All women are bitches except my mother - not trusting her but respecting her.

All women are bitches except my mother - not trusting her but respecting her.

The virtue of her lively looks
Excels the precious stone;
I wish to have none other books
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The virtue of her lively looks
Excels the precious stone;
I wish to have none other books
To read or look upon.

Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler

Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to read more

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.

The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.