The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is read more

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.

There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come read more

There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.

Old age is just a record of one\'s whole life.

Old age is just a record of one\'s whole life.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's but a span, or a tale, or a word,
That in a trice, or suddaine, is rehearsed.

Life's but a span, or a tale, or a word,
That in a trice, or suddaine, is rehearsed.

This strange disease of modern life,
With its sick hurry, its divided aims.

This strange disease of modern life,
With its sick hurry, its divided aims.

Man seeks to change the foods available in nature to suit his tastes, thereby putting an end to the very read more

Man seeks to change the foods available in nature to suit his tastes, thereby putting an end to the very essence of life

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is read more

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more; it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

Nothing can add more power to your life than concentrating all your energies on a limited set of targets.

Nothing can add more power to your life than concentrating all your energies on a limited set of targets.