A mind conscious of innocence laughs at the lies of rumor.

A mind conscious of innocence laughs at the lies of rumor.

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you

I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies.

I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies.

If you wish to strengthen a lie, mix a little truth in with it.

If you wish to strengthen a lie, mix a little truth in with it.

Who lies for you will lie against you.

Who lies for you will lie against you.

No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.

No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.

Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.

Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.