Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.

The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Man becomes man only by his intelligence, but he is man only by his heart.

Man becomes man only by his intelligence, but he is man only by his heart.

It is wiser to find out than to suppose

It is wiser to find out than to suppose

Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.

Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it read more

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that read more

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.