Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set read more

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while while they are going to heaven somehow make me read more

Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're going to separate destinations

At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't read more

At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far.rn

You can be strong and true to yourself without being rude or loud.

You can be strong and true to yourself without being rude or loud.

Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.

Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures of emotion, creatures bristling read more

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures of emotion, creatures bristling with prejudice, and motivated by pride and vanity

Be who you are and be that well.

Be who you are and be that well.

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.