A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

Never forget that a half truth is a whole lie.

Never forget that a half truth is a whole lie.

I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies.

I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies.

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

Liars need to have good memories.

Liars need to have good memories.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

A mind conscious of innocence laughs at the lies of rumor.

A mind conscious of innocence laughs at the lies of rumor.

A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

Lies that build are better than truths that destroy.

Lies that build are better than truths that destroy.