Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it.

Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it.

It is not disbelief that is dangerous to our society; it is belief

It is not disbelief that is dangerous to our society; it is belief

These then are my last words to you. Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living and read more

These then are my last words to you. Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.

Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.

Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.

The prince of darkness is a gentleman

The prince of darkness is a gentleman

It is my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world unless you understand the most read more

It is my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world unless you understand the most amusing