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There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
You must believe in God, in spite of what the clergy say.
You must believe in God, in spite of what the clergy say.
Two men please God--who serves Him with all his heart because he knows Him; who seeks Him with all his read more
Two men please God--who serves Him with all his heart because he knows Him; who seeks Him with all his heart because he knows Him not.
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
God sleeps in the minerals, awakens in plants, walks in animals, and thinks in man.
God sleeps in the minerals, awakens in plants, walks in animals, and thinks in man.
A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the read more
A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.
